brunch

Contraction of breakfast and lunch, usually occurring around the hour of 11 a.m. Typically reserved for snobs and biddies who like tea and jam.

"Muffy, would you care for a bit of brunch after tennis? I can make reservations at the Forsythia Garden Tea House."

"Splendid. Do."

by Skaught April 4, 2004

Brunch

A quicker way to say “I plan to be wasted before noon!”

“BRUNCH, bitches!!!”

by Nsid December 10, 2018

costco brunch

the act of going to costco and eating all the free samples. can be applied to other supermarket chains with an abundance of free samples, i.e. whole foods brunch.

I haven't eaten anything since I had the costco brunch at around 11:30

by daniel starl January 31, 2008

Brunchunch

A meal in between brunch and lunch, specifically designed and created by and for the portly members of our society in order to sustain their almost insatiable appetite.

Oh, in the cafeteria again. It's brunchunch!

by Matthew205 July 23, 2010

drag brunch

an event in which talented and gorgeous queens perform for an audience while they dine on a delicious brunch and sip signature drinks. It is customary for the audience to tip the performers.

I want to do something really fun. How about we go to Drag Brunch?

by LeiAuntes Sweet Lounge May 6, 2015

Tasmanian Brunch

The brunch “server” puts olives on every finger of each hand. The olives can be green or black, some choose to use a combination of both. The “server” one by one, inserts the olives into their partners vagina and with a quick twist of the finger leaves the olive behind. Continue until all olives are inserted.

The receiver of the olives squats over a frying pan and pushes out the naturally marinated olives.

We had some extra time on a Sunday and we decided to have a Tasmanian Brunch.

by Nacho A$$hole June 9, 2019

credit brunch

Combining breakfast and lunch into one meal when you can't afford to eat three times a day.
Also, what happens when you type credit crunch on predictive text.

Two weeks 'til I get paid still... think I'll have to have Facon sandwiches for credit brunch...

by Blue Jack January 2, 2009