broest of bros

In a bromance, one dude is another dude's #1 bro, making him his "broest of bros."

Watson is Holmes' broest of bros in their Detective Bromance.

by Sadie Vincent April 7, 2010

Brocest

When one "bro" (typically a frat boy) engages in a sexual act with another "bro", regardless of whether or not the two "bros" are actual biological relation.

Potentially the consensual form of brorape.

Todd: Hey bro, me and Chad banged last night.
Brad: That's brocest, bro.

by fazer1 January 27, 2011

Brolestation

Brolestation coming from the latin root words brofus and molestati come together to form the pinnacle of Bro on Bro homosex. This is a very rare event that only comes in to play when there is a large amount of axe spray and natty ice in the air, and if the sound waves are pumpin with jack johnson, it is considered a 100% garuntee of bro-rape

Stephen: "Hey this natty ice is delicious! Wheres the rest?"

Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"

10 minutes later....

Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"

Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"

by Jake-Zeb June 28, 2008

Brotentious

1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.

Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.

Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.

by broboi69 June 3, 2016

Brotection

When you cover for your homie at all times, like he was your brother from the same mother

Mo': why do cover for Shawnice so much?
Momo: it's called brotection, Mo.

by Mo'words August 26, 2018

brokest

Feeling extremely extremely poor, especially due to a stupid purchase, cheated by an ex-lover who used the money for another lover, or due to just refusing to work for years.

Dude, help me, I am brokest. Can you spare me some moolah to buy myself an ice-cream?
I hear that Tom is brokest by his wife, who bought this "magic rock" for good luck at $10,000.

by keizng May 13, 2020

Brotection

Protection from your bros when bitches be hatin'

"Hey, my ex's parents are here, you think you guys could give me some brotection if they come hate on me?"

by c-dome April 27, 2009