when emo or scene kids discover that they are pussies and want to improve their hxc (hardcore) status they become brootal. brootal kids wear plain dark colored and/or band hoodies with illegible metalcore band logos on them usually accompanied by a morbid violent or simply "brutal" picture on it. also wearing skin tight pants for crabcore and hardcore dancing they prefer vans. moccasins. or non-bulky skate shoes. brootal kids either have very short hair or long straightened hair with massively stretched ears and many facial piercings. barely concerned by their 3128 friends on myspace and their amazingly edited profiles they spend their free time at shows. smoking cigarettes outside the mall mocking the scene beans in hottopic. or smoking weed in someones garage or behind a nearby wells-fargo. listening to asking alexandria bring me the horizon or suicide silence during all of these activities. you will also find that they go by a cliche alias such as "davey deathkill" "cameron catastrophe" "sammy suicide" or something along those lines. unbeknownst to them the brootal kid will probably die just as quick as the other misunderstood hottopic inspired sub-cultures.
hey did you see that brootal kid at the show last night?
yeah. he was hot. he had some pretty sick gauges too.
yeah. him and his friends were hxc dancing in the mosh pit.
thats so brootal
yeah. he was hot. he had some pretty sick gauges too.
yeah. him and his friends were hxc dancing in the mosh pit.
thats so brootal
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A follower of broshamanism, a fusion of both spiritual psychedelic use with bro culture. Specifically, a person who watches “The Joe Rogan Experience”, eats venison, lifts weights, smokes DMT, and possibly follows MMA, all in search of both gains and spiritual transcendence, among other things.
A follower of broshamanism, a fusion of both spiritual psychedelic use with bro culture. Specifically, a person who watches “The Joe Rogan Experience”, eats venison, lifts weights, smokes DMT, and possibly follows MMA, all in search of both gains and spiritual transcendence, among other things.
He is a broshaman
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We had a major brohap last night when Tim got so drunk that he spilled his drink on my date's lap, leaving myself and my wingman dateless
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