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breeder

Most often used in the derogatory to describe people that elect the suburban middle class lifestyle because they are so inept the only possible way they can contribute anything to society is to produce offspring. Typical cycle goes as follows: schooling -> job -> marriage -> children -> death. Their children also tend to grow up to become breeders and the cycle continues. True "breeders" can be compared to animals such as rabbits or cattle that do nothing but multiply by breeding. The term probably got its start in the GLBT community but has since gained outside popularity.
After college, you'll get a job and marry some girl or boy. Then you two can get fat and raise children in your nice house with a white picket fence and all the other breeders.

The song Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds describes breeders.
by David213 October 13, 2006
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breaded shrimp

when a man and his partner are having intercourse on the ground outdoors and the penis becomes covered in sand/dirt/debris.
Me and my GF fucked on the beach last night, we didn't have a towel, so she had to get the breaded shrimp.
by akiralives July 28, 2006
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Breeder

n~ (offensive) A heterosexual person. One who breeds with members of the opposite sex.

see also: trailer trash, homophobe
Ugh! What's that smell? Is this a breeder bar? It reeks of CK one in here.
by Jeff Stryker April 1, 2003
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Breeder's Cup

The proverbial race among minority women, especially hispanic or black, to be the first among there own to have as many children as possible (by many different men)before reaching the age of 18, thus not having to finish high school or get a job ever, and be able to live on the government dole for as long as humanly possible.
Did you see that bitch? She ain't even popped out the one inside her yet, and she's already trying to get pregnant again. I guess she's competing in the Breeder's Cup.
by tmcc19 November 22, 2009
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Breaded Genius

something or someone embodying exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of unprecedented insight.
A genius of great magnitude with an uncanny ability to form great ideas. A term usually associated with Ironwood Student Council kids.
"Man those guys are some real geniuses."

"No. They're smarter. They're breaded geniuses."

"Oh god you're right. They're too smart for their own good..."
by dmayes123 June 4, 2011
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breaded porkchop

While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.
She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.
by mimiknows April 27, 2015
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half-breeder

Stop fucking that woman and start sucking my dick you half-breeder!
by D-Phanto September 27, 2018
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