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The Bradfield Permutation

This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.

eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)

It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.

eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.
I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.
by Humble Artwork August 16, 2017
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wyatt bradford

this fuckin asshole I hated at school. I'm glad this prick is out of my life. He was a slacker, and he wasn't really creative or any shit like that in class. He'd give me shit for being creative too. He also lost a ring once. But to be honest, his graduation speech was actually pretty lit.
Wyatt Bradfords speech was actually pretty lit
by 1962 August 31, 2019
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Smells Of Bradford

Hey I'm a Muslim I worship smells of bradford.
by Finzbob October 23, 2020
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Bradford, AR

1. A place where only 800 people live.

2. A place where there are only 40 kids in each graduating class.

3. A place where 90% of the residents are on drugs.
Paul: Where do you live?
Rick: In Bradford, AR.
Paul: Oh, so you do drugs?
by pseudonym?jk November 22, 2011
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Bradford

A city in the north of england. Against popular belief, Bradford is a well off city compared to other areas surrounding it e.g. Halifax. Of course there are rough areas in Bradford e.g. East and West Bowling home wood tyseral and mannigham however that is all. The majority is Pakistani and most are from a city called mirpur in Pakistan. The other descriptions of Bradford are from 2004 however I am writing this in 2020 where things are better. One bad thing about bradford is that north of the city centre the shops are shut down or run down like most city centres in the North.
Aye im going to Bradford to visit my family
by sxmeer5 June 14, 2020
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Bradford City

Bradford city is the best team in Yorkshire.
Kid: Bradford city are shit.
Fat 60 Year old who loves pie: Shut up twat 'knocks out'
by Coolio_Julioreal December 8, 2021
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Bradford Pear Tree

Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.
Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?

Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.
by k_saymit February 12, 2022
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