boringest

adjective that is typically used to describe someone that always posts shitty threads on message boards.

blueskyboris is the boringest poster on rantsnraves.org. Someone should neg rep him.

by brian sapient April 24, 2008

Boringist

The most boring of all people. The one who makes you want to pluck out your arm hairs one by one to help keep you awake. Boringist people are not offended if you call them boringist cos they are far to boring to care. The boringist's idea of excitement is watching grass grow.

Captkirk: Oh My God - did you see that
Mamabeere: What?
Captkirk: That blade of grass over there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
Mamabeere: Sorry - didn't notice that you most boringist person ever - was too busy making SMEGMA!

by Mamabeere February 13, 2010

boring as tits.

though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.

joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.

by Tanner Doolittle January 18, 2011

Boringer

When something is more boring. Instead of using more boring use boringer

My family are boringer than they used to be.

by Laura Beckham June 15, 2013

borfing

sucking your weiner up in a vacuum.

kyle got his wewe stuck in a vacuum while borfing!!!!

by icebankmiceelf101 May 8, 2012

boringlio

When Something is Boring and you say it with a lil' pizzaz

"hi how was your day"
"it was boringlio my guy"

by DodgyJuke April 24, 2017

Boring

A cousin's birthday.

Dude this is more boring than a cousins birthday.

by Ya_boy69 May 18, 2019