bonsai

The art of growing small trees -OR- reshaping kittens by confining them in a small container until their structure has conformed to the shape of the container.

People who bonsai their cats sicken me.

by wcgold December 25, 2004

bonsai

John Howard the Prime Minister of Australia, known as Bonsai (little Bush). For his slavish devotion to current U.S. leader to the horror of most Australians.

Ugh, I heard Bosai has been invited to the Ranch again this year

by long.one March 18, 2005

Bonhamus

Someone who smells or looks like Bonham. (A smelly tramp)

"Dude that guy's hair is looking bonhamus'

by tre56r576 September 26, 2017

gutter bonsai

When seeds from tree get in your gutters on the roof of your house and begin to grow into seedlings inside the gutter.

I love the shade from my maple tree but in the spring it drops a bunch of seeds in my gutter and I have gutter bonsai all along the edge of my roof.

by FucilloHuge November 28, 2011

Ella Bonham

Ella Bonham (beepbeepreddieisreal on TikTok) has a following of over 1000 on TikTok. She is known for her carelessness when it comes to expressing herself. She has recently started a YouTube channel that has a total of 1 video uploaded. This is all a joke she’s trash.

Person 1: “Hey have you ever heard of that Ella Bonham kid?”

Person 2: “Oh yeah! I saw her on my for you page.”

by Protein shake April 14, 2020

Trim the Bonsai

Trimming the Bonsia

To manicure your pubic hair in an attempt to avoid chafing by maticulously grooming with tiny scissors and/or electric trimmer.

Before my long bike ride, I need to trim the Bonsai Tree.

by Tracy Cutter May 2, 2019

Bonsall

When you have no clue what’s going on and where you are

Crikey will I feel bonsalled!

by Heheyup March 7, 2019