Blurden

Something that is a blessing and a burden at the same time.

Taco bell is a blessing to your mouth, but a burden to your thighs, a blurden.

by Ninja World War January 25, 2012

blunderberry

A blunderberry is a when a man is attempting to to penetrate a woman's vagina but misses and enters a woman's asshole. Unfortunately, before the man can adjust, he ejaculates anally due to the excitement of doing butt sex.

She still won't talk to me after the blunderberry last week.

by BlunderberryKing May 16, 2017

Bluzder

A Spotify playlist with 2,000+ songs on Spotify

I’ve been listening to Bluzder a lot recently there’s so many good songs on it

by CorgisAreDope August 28, 2021

lil’ blurper

lil’ water buddy who blurps

“Blurp” , said the lil’ blurper.

by Sky Commander Winkie June 12, 2018

Burder

Short for "bird murder".

The loud and obnoxious yellow crested cockatoo named Jackie was burdered at the scene of the crime.

by Steph Roman April 2, 2009

blunderfuck

(n), (v) blunderfuck

definition: a localized or personalized experience of a series of blunders and missteps made by others but with negative effects only resulting in a hassle for the individual quagmired in said "blunderfuck"

root: a slang derivative of "clusterfuck". a CF is much akin to the Army acronym FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) in that both describe a chaotic situation or scene for all involved. "blunderfuck" is more a personal experience of chaotic awfulness in successive waves of instances; others may not be experiencing your blunderfucked moment.

First the kid got sick on the plane; then the airport lost our luggage which meant we couldn't change our child's soiled clothes. The car rental kiosk employee was less than appreciative of the stench of moist wet-naps and vomit that exuded from our child. Consequently we were given the worst car on the lot for driving in NYC, a beat up Dodge mini-van. AM/FM radio, tape player, no air conditioning, but at least the open windows reduced the stench. Though we weren't dressed for the occasion, we almost made it in time for your wedding. After a long wait at the tunnel, we finally reached downtown and somehow got steered into the processional of flag-waving vehicles in the Puerto Rican Pride Day Parade, leaving us well and truly blunderfucked.

by apocalypse_popsicle September 28, 2012

bluederry

Bluederry is like Blue Balls... only smaller

I haven't been laid in 3 months! I a delicious bluederry between my legs. Wanna taste?

by Bluederry man January 5, 2018