blowin’ birthday brown

Short for when you go out by yourself and celebrate your birthday by binge-eating at every single greasy, fast food establishment you can hit, later winding up with painful and uncontrollable diarrhea, also known as binge-shitting.

I had all of my favorite double bacon and onion ring laden cheeseburgers and cheesecake at each and every one of the burger spots around town to celebrate my birthday but quickly found it may have been overkill ‘cause I was doubled over and blowin’ birthday brown before sundown.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019

Chocolate Blowfish

Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.

"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"

by Raging Erections October 10, 2009

Small-browsing

Small-browsing is a method of "stealthy" web browsing for when incognito mode just doesn't get you off. Small-browsers drag the corners of the open web page inwards, creating an air-tight, sealed window for the discreet viewing of pornographic or otherwise nsfw material, typically in a public setting. While the majority of small-browsers small-browse in classrooms, they have also been known to participate in small-browsing within libraries during lunch or their personal time. Please note that small-browsing should never occur in private, and should always be done without shame.

Tim: Hey, is that kid looking at porn?

Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.

Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!

Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.

by Scales November 12, 2013

body blows

hitting someone repeatedly and who ever can withstand more hits to the body is the winner

That kid thinks he can beat me up.
Go against him in body blows.

by AKA the man January 23, 2014

Forest Hills Blowie

Woman is sitting on toilet peeing and gives a man a BJ

I accidentally walked in on her while she was using the bathroom and ended up getting a Forest hills Blowie.

by Turbodmc May 22, 2016

blowing smoke in your face

Meaning the person who blew smoke in your face wants to fuck

I blew smoke in babes face

Blowing smoke in your face wanting to fuck

by Pollypocket6993 December 20, 2020

blowing smoke up my ass

Complimenting a person merely to gain something in return.

Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?

Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.

by Old Polecat May 5, 2011