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In short, the word blowsie is an abbreviation for the word blowjob, but its context is completely different. The word blowjob is an obvious referral to oral sex, whereas blowsie would not be used in this theatre. To receive a blowsie is to be praised, to give a blowsie is to suck up.

In real life scenarios blowsies can be given to and received by family members, clergymen, animals and friends of the same sex. Blowjobs should not be given to or received from any of the aforementioned parties.

The term was first coined in the streets of East Lansing, MI, when a group of college students at Michigan State University were referring to the fallacious style of respect given to them by underclassmen.
"The bitch gave me a blowjob and after I came she gave me a blowsie about how big my dick was."

"Chris K. is well known for giving blowsies at parties."
blowsie by Mangelo July 16, 2008
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Instant Blowie 

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.
Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.
Instant Blowie by BigFloppa December 19, 2020
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Ghost blowie 

When someone is giving you head and, due to their poor technique, you cannot feel anything
I don’t know if I can keep seeing her bro, she gives me ghost blowies
Ghost blowie by Demontooth November 15, 2022

Forest Hills Blowie 

Woman is sitting on toilet peeing and gives a man a BJ
I accidentally walked in on her while she was using the bathroom and ended up getting a Forest hills Blowie.
To give a guy Head/Blowjob. Slang word for blowjob really.
"Can i have a blowie?"
blowie by Miss Parker March 8, 2005

Forest Hills Blowie 

Woman sits on toilet taking piss and gives a guy a BJ
I accidently walked in on her in the bathroom and ended up getting a Forest Hills Blowie

David Blowie

when a girl dresses like david bowie from the 80's and gives you a blow job
Dude me and my girl watched Labyrinth last night, and then she gave me a David Blowie
David Blowie by 80's bowie May 9, 2010
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