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blowsion 

an explosion of awesome proportions, used to describe great moments in life like seeing hot chicks
look at that hot chick....BLOWSION

Britt on 8th & Ocean...BLOWSION
blowsion by Wilderhouse April 28, 2006
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blowsion 

Marijuana that expands in your lungs to the point that you cough so bad that your eyes water and you have snot and saliva hanging out of your mouth and nose. The user who smokes blowsion usally soils the smoking utensil with saliva and/or snot.
I had to take Becky to the ER last night after she took a hit of some blowsion. She coughed so hard she has a partially collapsed lung.
blowsion by golfpunk500 March 16, 2008
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Blowscone 

A scone received in exchange for sex often oral sex.
Im so hungry i'd settle for a Blowscone.
Blowscone by Wild Shirt Star February 8, 2015

blowtion 

a massive "explosion" caused by a very satisfying blowjob
"dude i got the best blowtion last night from ur girlfriend"
blowtion by twinsy! May 28, 2009
When a thing, action or experience is of a very high quality.
Man, that concert last night was sooo BLOSION!

Dude, this steak is BLOSION!

Hey, pass me another beer out of the cooler. The one I just finished was BLOOOOOSION!
Blosion by Haud January 18, 2013

Blowtion 

rubbing cum into the skin for softness
Roberta gave me such a great blowjob last night. When I came all over her she rubbed all my blowtion on her tits. She says it makes her skin nice and soft.
Blowtion by tjaktjak June 11, 2011
A term used to describe the utter urgency sometimes experienced when one must imediately evacuate their bowels.

An extreme shit attack.

Blosion= butt explosion
Following dinner with his in-laws at a popular restaurant Clyde excused himself for the blosion of his life.
Blosion by Digger15 July 13, 2012
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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