blowsion

an explosion of awesome proportions, used to describe great moments in life like seeing hot chicks

look at that hot chick....BLOWSION

Britt on 8th & Ocean...BLOWSION

by Wilderhouse April 28, 2006

blowsion

Marijuana that expands in your lungs to the point that you cough so bad that your eyes water and you have snot and saliva hanging out of your mouth and nose. The user who smokes blowsion usally soils the smoking utensil with saliva and/or snot.

I had to take Becky to the ER last night after she took a hit of some blowsion. She coughed so hard she has a partially collapsed lung.

by golfpunk500 March 16, 2008

Blowscone

A scone received in exchange for sex often oral sex.

Im so hungry i'd settle for a Blowscone.

by Wild Shirt Star February 8, 2015

blowtion

a massive "explosion" caused by a very satisfying blowjob

"dude i got the best blowtion last night from ur girlfriend"

by twinsy! May 28, 2009

Blosion

When a thing, action or experience is of a very high quality.

Man, that concert last night was sooo BLOSION!

Dude, this steak is BLOSION!

Hey, pass me another beer out of the cooler. The one I just finished was BLOOOOOSION!

by Haud January 18, 2013

Blowtion

rubbing cum into the skin for softness

Roberta gave me such a great blowjob last night. When I came all over her she rubbed all my blowtion on her tits. She says it makes her skin nice and soft.

by tjaktjak June 11, 2011

Blosion

A term used to describe the utter urgency sometimes experienced when one must imediately evacuate their bowels.

An extreme shit attack.

Blosion= butt explosion

Following dinner with his in-laws at a popular restaurant Clyde excused himself for the blosion of his life.

by Digger15 July 13, 2012