English actor, notable for having absolutely no acting ability at all. Has appeared in two of the most famous film franchises of recent times, and has contributed more to ruining the suspension of disbelief in these films than any number of white Volkswagens seen driving in the background.
Guy: "Every time Orlando Bloom has a speaking part in a movie I cringe"
Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"
Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"
Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"
Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"
by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007
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He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).
He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).
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Get the In Bloom mug.Possibly the best song by possibly the best band, Nirvana. Is insulted by haters who grew up listening to Simple Plan/Gwen Stefani era music, which comes out of a box and have no real emotional value, as apposed to actual instruments and real feelings.
A song that reminds you what the world might of been like if Cobain hadn't shot himself.
A song that reminds you what the world might of been like if Cobain hadn't shot himself.
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Is also in The Color of Violence with fftl guitarist Travis Richter.
Also, Dereks current girlfriends name is Sommer.
Was born in California.
Is also in The Color of Violence with fftl guitarist Travis Richter.
Also, Dereks current girlfriends name is Sommer.
Was born in California.
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