The peanut butter blowjob

Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.

Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!

by tinkerbelle555 June 19, 2019

Does that come with a blowjob?

One's reaction to an over-priced product.

Store Clerk:Your new starter is gonna be $512.67 +Tax.

Customer: Wow, thats expensive! Does that come with a blowjob?

by bustasesh June 12, 2010

sloppy blowjob

When a blowjob produces a copious amount of saliva.

"shit lads, i had this amazing sloppy blowjob last night, there was buckets of spit involved"

by hipityhopity October 5, 2013

blowjob face

a woman has a blowjob face if the sight of her face invokes strong urges in most men to urgently get a blowjob from her.

-dude, i think she is very sexy
-yes, she has a great blowjob face. i just can't stop imagining it on the tip of my cock.

by sk1nnard November 2, 2006

blowjob lips

a girl (sometimes a guy) who has voluptuous lips that easily could be imagined around the stem of your penis

gav- holy crap dave, look at that lass' blowjob lips!

by gav cook April 28, 2006

blowjob alarm clock

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006

Ahmish Blowjob

When you cut a hole in a sheet, stick your dick through it and have a girl give you a blowjob without ever having to look at her

That girl was kind of a fattie, but I didn't want to waste some good wood, and I never turn down an Ahmish Blowjob

by filthy pirate hooker March 19, 2011