brown blizzard

The reaction that occurs after drinking four shots of expesso on an empty stomach.

I drank so much expresso I got a brown blizzard and had to change my pants.

by brownbomber88 April 11, 2014

jamacain blizzard

When a girl performs oral sex on a man,and he ejaculates in her mouth, she stands up and suprises the man by blowing all of his jizz over his face

oh you sexy whore that was such a good gobbie!!
Ahhhhhhhhh wtf are you doing!!!?????
Prostitute: honey, thats the jamacain blizzard, that will be an extra 50bucks

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

DQ Blizzard

A common occurrence wherein the male ejaculates into a woman’s vagina and the semen fails to fall out of said vagina. Name derives from the Dairy Queen gimic where the employee briefly holds the customer’s Blizzard upside down just because they can.

Nut so thicc that ho got a DQ Blizzard instead of a creampie

by ColdNThicc March 5, 2019

Blizzard Entertainment

The Main company that controll World Of Warcraft Meaning its these guys who steal your money so you can live a life of being an orc.

Person - Hello Tim
Tim (WoW Player) - ZOMG! Lvl 69, nearly at the max level.....
Person - You have been playing that for 3 days, how you paying your bills?
Tim - Who needs bills when you have a lvl 69 mage which can make fire and cook stuff
Person - Hmmm, How you getting money?
Tim - Monsters
Person - I mean in real life?
Tim - WoW is my real life....Blizzard Entertainment is my god
Person - Ok.....*Runs*

by Coolcon2000 August 20, 2007

Cheektowaga blizzard

(Cheektowaga is a predominantly Polish-American suburb of Buffalo, New York.)

A sex act that involves a man fingering a woman like a bowling ball (bowling is very popular in Cheektowaga), followed by ejaculating in her face so she sees nothing but white (the blizzard itself), then taking a large dump next to her so she can be "next to Depew." (Depew is a town next to Cheektowaga.)

Stan gave Stella the Cheektowaga blizzard last night, der!

by Francis Ford Cupholder August 12, 2003

milwaukee blizzard

The act of ejaculating into your sexual partner's hair and rubbing it into the scalp. Origin of the word Milwaukee in the definition remains unknown. Some believe it is because it originated in Milwaukee, others believe it is due to the state of Wisconsin's heavy snowfall.

Woman 1:"I couldn't believe that douche bag!"
Woman 2:"What did your man do this time?"
Woman 1:"Without warning he gave me a Milwaukee blizzard during sex last night! It took forever to get out!"
Woman 2:"Haha! Oh shit, I thought you just had dandruff!"
Woman 1:"You mean I didn't get it all out?!?"

by Laser Fight March 21, 2008

Blizzard Fag

Someone gets a PC then only plays games that are made by blizzard and rejects all others.

Something a blizzard fag might say
"Blizzard just makes the best games, all others don't come close"

He used to play all sorts of games with us, now he's just a blizzard fag

by ShutUpAndTakeMyXP April 26, 2017