Blitch

A girl/woman who abuses the law against a male hitting a females, to hit a guy and get away with it. Most Blitches are normally not that attractive and cannot get a boyfriend.

"Dorothy always punches me and I cant do anything about it!" "Wow, what a Blitch

by Lord Haval October 8, 2010

Blitch

African American lady who is really, really mean.

Black + Bitch= Blitch

Wanda Sykes can act like a real 'Blitch' sometimes. Or, my ex-girlfriend is a real Blitch.

by Drizzle my nizzle-o January 17, 2010

blitch

a really annoying glitch one comes across whilst gaming, comes from glitch bitch

(gamer hits into a tree and goes flying across the map)
gamer: WHAT A BLITCH, FML

by oLi135790264 September 29, 2009

Blithm [Blithms]

Slow returning embarrassing memories/flashbacks from drinking too much the night before

"My hangover is awful and I keep getting cringe-worthy blithms. I'm so embarrassed!"

or "I've just had the worst blithm! Did I really dance on stage and snog the ugly DJ?!"

A Blithm Blithms can happen hours, days, weeks months and, in extreme cases, years after a drunken night.

by Megan Carr November 7, 2008

blitch

When a bitch forgets to be a bitch and is occasionally nice, but then turns back to her bitchy ways, she has blitched.

Tuesday:
Leah to Seth: Like I'd ever go out with you.
Wednesday:
Leah to Seth: Sure I'll go out with you!
Thursday:
Leah to Seth: Screw you
Friday:
Seth to Jake: Leah totally blitched on me this week.

by Devokrative December 12, 2009

blitch

An uninhabited building in a state of disrepair that you wouldn't want to pitch a tent anywhere near, or go anywhere near at night. The word comes from a shortening of the film title 'Blair Witch' because of the building featured in that film. Such a building looks particularly creepy and scary in the dark and on your own.

I'm not sleeping here. There's a blitch in that field.

Don't go in the blitch.

I just heard a noise over near that blitch.

by chets July 8, 2012

Blitch

(verb) To get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.

Jerod was blitched by Hansen

by Ninjombie November 2, 2013