Lingering Limburger

A lingering limburger is a derogatory term for a silent-but-deadly fart, usually brought on by a poor diet.

Jane: what is that smell?
Mark: It's my lingering limburger.

by The Area 51 Guy November 8, 2010

Lingering Hug

Begins as either a bear hug or a squeeze hug, but when the end of it is initiated, the non-initiating party waits a second longer and then slowly disengages, but allows their hand to sweep down the person's back and then lets go at the waist.

A lingering hug is awesome to witness or experience, if both parties are mutually attracted to one another, but terribly awkward if one or more parties is not interested.

by SundazeChild May 12, 2013

Blistering Mickey

A Blistering Mickey is when you leave a little gift I like to call poopie tucked inside somebodies shoe.

Shannon pissed me off so I left a Blistering Mickey in her shoe, the dumb ho-bag.

by Shaft Foshizzle December 23, 2004

blundering

having many faults, clumsy, careless

its a common miconception that all blondes are blundering idiots.

by celeste March 21, 2005

shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

by Jeremy July 11, 2003

blodgering

blodgering is the act of vigorously pulling the tampon from the vagina of a mensturating female while doing her up the arse, and then repeatedly whipping her with the tampon.

"me and Sue are into blodgering"

"i love to get blodgered"

by Emma and Tim October 16, 2008

Blistering anal ordeal

1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".

2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.

3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.

4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.

("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")

by Caustie January 30, 2015