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blagoed

To fuck up and get caught by the feds on tape in the midst of a criminal conspiracy.

Named after Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.
Man, back in 92 I was running smack and stolen rifles in from Tijuana and I didn't realize the Feds had me blagoed. They had my crib, my car, and my woman wired for sound. I did 8 years at Marion because of it.
by IrishPirate December 19, 2008
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Blagoj

The dude you call when you get jumped by 4 frat boys. He's extremly reliable, as in he can deliver a nice ass ass wooping. A person who has his hair styled as if he's the 80's, but you know damn well he's Alexander the Great's lost grandgrandchild so that man ancient.
Ay man, this dude smoked 7 blunts im a row yesterday at Jamal's party.
- God damn what a Blagoj
by vanvelon July 12, 2017
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blagojevate

Pronounced: bla-goy-ya-vate

To consistently spew utter nonsense with blatant disregard to fact.
I blagojevate on a regular basis because my life is one big lie.
by blagojevate January 29, 2009
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Blehooba

The person you know who is so random, so silly, that the word that you use to describe them has to make no sense whatsoever. See also Blehoobish
You are the blehooba.
by Mad Llama August 23, 2011
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Begosexual

Begosexual is someone who gets aroused by begging or is sexually attracted to beggars.

They may secretly dress as a beggar when alone and beg in front of a mirror.
Sandra: Tony I forgot my key.... oh my god what are you doing! why are you dressed like a tramp?

Tony: I'm sorry Sandra, but maybe it's for the best...I'm...
Sandra: No no no don't say it ...

Tony: I'm begosexual, I've always been begosexual
Sandra: Naaaooooooo ...sobbing

Tony: Spare change?
by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019
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begotten

An experimental/horror film that was written by E. Elias Merhige and released in 1991. it doesnt have any dialogue or music, the only sounds are nature sounds and grunting.
It tells the story of a mother and son as they aimlessly wander a barren wasteland in search of a place to belong.
Begotten is also in black and white, and the pictures are blurred and gritty, so blurred that you cant even tell what the picture is, you can only tell that there is great suffering going on.
To a person thats not into horror films, Begotten will just appear as a pointless collection of pictures that looks more like a full-length movie of the videotape from The Ring.
To a person thats in love with horror films and cult classics, Begotten is a must see.
Begotten is possibly the strangest and most alien film ever made, and its definately worth watching.
"Dude, have you seen Begotten before?"
"Yeah.. that was the weirdest 80 minutes of my life..."
"Let's watch it."
by p00psc00p January 16, 2008
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Sure and begorrah

An Irish slang term meaning "Sure and by God."
Sure and begorrah, 'tis a grand day to be alive!
by The REAL 2wingo December 24, 2009
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