Mouth Breather

A person who breathes through their mouth, thus having their mouth hang open. Their mouth can be anywhere from barely open, to gaping, and usually the more open it is, the more idiotic, and unintelligent they look. Mouth Breathers may or may not be intelligent, however, due to the fact that they don't realize their mouth is gaping, they just look like a moron, who may drool at any moment, but is deffinately sucking in as much air as possible.

Mouth breathers tend to be people who are bored, zoning out, very focused on something, someone with huge lips, or someone who isn't smart enough to realize their mouth is hanging open, catching flys. All tend to appear as the latter.

People who are sick and can't actually breathe through their noses do not count.

Katie: "I was sitting in class, and I looked over at Fred, who was staring dead eyed at the board with his mouth hanging open, like an idiot"

Rachel: "Ew, what a Mouth Breather"

by JelloLove September 15, 2010

Open Mouth Breather

Open Mouth Breather - An individual that breathes through their mouth when not exerted. The individual appears to be, and ususally is, perpetually confused, not very bright, an idiot.

You see someone from Wisconsin driving along. As you pass them you see their profile and their mouth is wide open, an Open Mouth Breather. Although they are looking straight ahead, they don't see traffic stopping and slam their brakes on at the last moment. This is an example of an OMB (Open Mouth Breather)

by Nicholas Esayian November 2, 2007

Bleacher

A racist slur for white people. It comes from the fact that bleach is both white and toxic

You can't say nigger you bleacher. That's our word!

by zanovar2 October 23, 2009

Breather Hole

The drain plug at the bottom of cooler designed to allow hookers fresh oxygen.

Darren popped the breather hole, so both hookers could make it the whole weekend.

by Cosmorob February 6, 2018

Bung Hole Bleacher

This is a relativity new practice in the porn industry and home recreational freakiness. It’s usually the person responsible for bleaching the performers bung hole for a cleaner, more attractive azzhole for filming and for the freaky person at home who’s trying to get that 3rd eye to look just the right. Think about it, would you want to hit something that looked kinda dingy and just plain nasty looking, not to mention if the lighting is bad in filming you’d b looking trying to figure out WTF is that????

Hey man, did you hear you’re ex girl got a new job??? No, I didn’t…. Well, rumor has it she’s a BUNG HOLE BLEACHER and practices on herself…..

by Dawgum October 14, 2011

breather

brother or bro when reffering to a friend. Mostly used in new zealand by boys. In replacement of 'BRO'

Ezra: we got a game on wednesday gee
Keanu: churr breather ;)

by mother of god ;) September 2, 2012

Open-Mouth Breather

Someone who keeps their mouth open, often with tongue sticking out; appearing mentally deficient. Implying the person has brain damage or is mentally deficient.

All his friends were idiots and morons; the biggest collection of open-mouth breathers I've ever seen.

by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006