1.) quite simply put: a Black Santa
2.) One of African American/Black descent who throws on a red and white buckled suit, as a clever disguise to fool those around him-most often children-into believing that they are of the Kringle or Claus bloodline.
2.) One of African American/Black descent who throws on a red and white buckled suit, as a clever disguise to fool those around him-most often children-into believing that they are of the Kringle or Claus bloodline.
Boy and his mom and sister at the mall:
Boy: "Mommy, why is Santa so dark this year?"
Mom: "Because sweetie, that's one of Santa's sons, Blanta. He's helping today while Santa gets ready for Christmas."
Boy's bitter, pessimistic older sister: "Who was Mrs. Claus sleeping with then?"
Boy: "Mommy, why is Santa so dark this year?"
Mom: "Because sweetie, that's one of Santa's sons, Blanta. He's helping today while Santa gets ready for Christmas."
Boy's bitter, pessimistic older sister: "Who was Mrs. Claus sleeping with then?"
by Grandmaster Cookie December 16, 2011
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Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.
Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.
My drive from Atlanta to Orlando was plagued by the presence of a blastard that stuck by me on the highway the whole time. Now there's 8 hours I can't get the fuck back.
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