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Blastoids: to get extreamly drunk or high, inebriated. To the point you can not talk or walk
Jimmy: Hey, Im bored lets do something.
Tommy: I got a idea lets get blastoids beyond recognition.
by Chazly December 16, 2008
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blastoiseing

When u puss all over your partner, whilst saying you don't have enough badges to train me.
I was blastoiseing my girl so hard last night.
by Bull111117 January 25, 2017
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Blastie

A shot in pool with epic proportions. When no ball is clearly sinkable, a shot with full strength is made with high hopes. If this shot is made and one of your balls is sunk, then it is referred to as an epic blastie.

It is also roughly used in other various sports or occasions involving alcohol.
"Yo, Blastie that shit."
"Blastie! Blastie! Blastie!
"Oooooooooooh! Epic Blastie!"
by kevin malky March 31, 2008
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blactose intolerant

The inability for a caucasian to digest foods that are commonly eaten in urban, african american areas.

Such as when a white person eats chitterlings and hot sauce or collard greens for the first time. The symptoms are bloatedness and diahrea. This usually subsides after a steady digestion of black foods over a period of time.
Biff was invited over to his friend Kareem's house for Thanksgiving where he ate a consistant diet of chitlings, neck bones, collard greens, and sweet potatoe pie.

Because he was not used to eating urban foods other than McDonald's and Burger King, his stomach became Blactose Intolerant and he stayed on the can for 72 hours straight.
by DzNutz2002 December 9, 2008
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Blastosis

One Invitro fertization procedure entails inserting a five day old embryo (Blastocyst) with a fancy turkey baster into the womb of a prospective mama. When the hopeful mama arrives home she tells her other children that they are going to be getting a Blastosis.
Mama sez our Blastosis is going to look like Lindsay Lohan.
by Mr. Chips May 2, 2006
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blactose intolerant

1. an African-American's inability to enjoy dairy products
2. an aversion to "white" people
...of all my eight chillens, dey's all took to the tittie but Maurice cuz he be blactose intolerant...
by bgjobro August 13, 2003
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Blastoiseing

When you hold your nut in several days till max capacity and then during sex as you gush semen out of your canon, yell “hydro pump!” To then curl up in your shell and go do sleep after a battle well done.
After a long month of No Nut November, Tyler went Blastoiseing. Best sleep he ever had. Turns out his wife is pregnant though. They are expecting a lil squirtle in 9 months.
by Itslitfam January 5, 2021
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