blarg 

an act of randomness when someone walks in a room

what the hell did you come in here and start saying sashin? that was a total blarg.

blarg by lladnar August 19, 2009

Blarg 

An exclamation, uttered when something is seen or heard that renders the person who saw/heard it incapable of understandable speech.

A:Did you just walk in on your parents having sex?
B:Blarg!

Blarg by Dr_Satan August 24, 2003

Blarg 

What you say when an unattractive woman hits on you in a public place, you get in her face and say BLARG while sticking out your toungue and letting EVERYONE see you doing it

Hi my name is Tina, I weigh 362 lbs.......BLARGGGG

Blarg by Joeinchicago March 9, 2008

blarg 

In New Zealand programmer slang, blarg and wibble are used as default variables, much like foo and bar.

So if we try and access the next element in blarg, we get wibble instead.

blarg by Cory Shanks March 3, 2004

Blarg 

Anything and Everything. Blarg has no limits.

Did you here that Blarg got closed down for blarg?
(Did you here that McDonalds got closed down for infestation? could be what it means but you decide)

Holy crap! Did you see that blarg?

Blarg by Blargtie December 2, 2009

Blarg 

Word used in anger or frustration. Commonly used when you just want to scream.

I failed that test BARLG!!!

Blarg by Kristy December 10, 2004

blarg 

To ejaculate a large multi-coloured load.

Jesses sister licked up my Blarg last night, her tongue looked like a rainbow.

Jesses sister had blarg on her lip when she went out on a date with matt young, so matt took her around back of a zellers and when she took off her shirt he blarged in his pants as usual!

HAHAHA dude that guy blarged on jesses sister.

blarg by Andrew Fenske April 20, 2008