Wool Blanket

When a welsh man is having sex with a sheep. Before his release he pulls out, rolls the sheep on its back, then ejaculates on the sheep's stomach. Following ejaculation he rolls around on the ground stomach to stomach with the sheep.

I caught Joe performing a wool blanket with my sheep this morning... I had to put daisy down!

by ClamKnuckler May 20, 2014

Dylan blanket

The sheet that covers your bed a.k.a. a bed cover . Normally taken off the bed after a anal session

Hey dude after what we did lastnight my dylan blanket came off.

by Ravi_Shankar August 10, 2020

beer can blanket

When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.

Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.

Soiled.

Like his heart.

by Timtastic January 4, 2009

blanket

When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.

Joel: Man, that statement Tyler said was so blanket, put me right to sleep.

by meteor_melee July 21, 2020

WTF blanket

n. That stupid blanket called the "Snuggie". It's actually a robe worn backwards.

OMG, mary has a "WTF blanket". What a dumbass. She could've just bought a blanket, or worn her robe backwards. What a douche.

by Too GreD February 9, 2009

blanked

To be ignored by whom you are speaking too

yo whats up man
(B L A N K E D)

by LÉ MáC February 18, 2004

blanket bomb

Farting under the sheet and then wafting it with the sheets in the direction of your significant other.

I gave Jane the worst blanket bomb last night.

by dusto_magnifico October 1, 2008