The only think that keeps me safe from the cruel world when Im out of my den of depression. Thank you for your service.
by Bigm0uth June 3, 2020
Get the Blanket mug.I have plenty of tissues around my house but I always seem to use my sleeve as a booger blanket instead.
by Urban Bird April 19, 2010
Get the Booger Blanket mug.A once common name meaning "mother of all sons." This name was often given to daughters in poor families, where sons were preferred. Over time the name Baneen has become less popular, as it is commonly misinterpreted as "one with many partners."
"I wish to name my daughter Baneen."
"Don't do that! That name is given to women who sleep with countless men."
"Don't do that! That name is given to women who sleep with countless men."
by ilikeyourmomyumyum January 10, 2012
Get the baneen mug.And individual or event which detracts the attention of inferior or less desirable people away from what everyone else is doing. It's the person who hosts another party to take the school idiots away from the everyone else, so everyone can enjoy themselves without being anxious about dimwits turning up
Will: "Are you going to Timmy's party?"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"
by GrumpyBint May 23, 2013
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Get the evan blankenstein mug.The Baneen is the spirit of a whirlwind, who takes the form of a Hawk. In Indian mythology, to fend off the whirlwind, you have to throw a knife directly at it's heart. This will kill the Baneen.
Child, that whirlwind is cause by the evil Baneen spirit. Only when it is killed will this horror end.
by beepboopaaaa October 25, 2010
Get the Baneen mug.Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.
Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!
You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!
You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
by Savagemylads November 30, 2018
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