2 definitions by GrumpyBint
And individual or event which detracts the attention of inferior or less desirable people away from what everyone else is doing. It's the person who hosts another party to take the school idiots away from the everyone else, so everyone can enjoy themselves without being anxious about dimwits turning up
Will: "Are you going to Timmy's party?"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"
by GrumpyBint May 23, 2013
Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.
Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013