Blowjob Blinders

The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.

John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.

by T-Puppy November 21, 2019

James G. Blaine Elementary

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.

White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.

by thickdickdaddy1312 October 8, 2020

Blinded Black

Blinded Black was a six-piece post-hardcore band from St. Louis, Missouri. After forming in 1999, when the youngest member (Jake Rohlmann) was just twelve, the group self-released their debut album and began touring both locally and around the Midwest. After success on the internet with sites such as MySpace and Absolute Punk, the group signed with SideCho Records and began working with producer Marc McClusky. Their latest album, Under the Sunrise, was released February 27, 2007 on SideCho Records; following its release the band toured with LoveHateHero and Vanna.1 The band have just dropped out of the Artery Tour, which will still go on with the other bands originally on the tour through March, (A Skylit Drive and Dance Gavin Dance, as well as supporting bands Four Letter Lie, Oh, Sleeper, Before Their Eyes, Memphis May Fire, and The Hottness.)2

Blinded Black called it quits in March 2008. The former members of the band claim to still be best friends and some of the members plan on exploring other musical ventures in the future.1 (Jake Rohlmann, Tyler Hanks, Jeff Nizick, and Nick Rohlmann are all in pop/rock group outRAGEus currently.

Blinded Black
myspace.com/blindedblack

by Evan Peterss October 11, 2009

Blainesexual

When a male who claims to be straight falls in love with Blaine Anderson, he can be considered Blainesexual.

Sam Evans is Blainesexual because Blaine is the only guy he could ever love.

by BlaineAnderson March 20, 2011

Blained

A term mostly used in video games (halo 3). To no scope somebody in the face or to shoot beatdown someone quickly. Used by most MLG pro's.

Get blained you random. Wow, walshy just got blained to the face. Kenny just blained me so hard! This random T2 is trying to blain me

by Battle Riffle April 13, 2009

david blaine

Have sex with your girl in the "doggy style" position in front of a window. On the "out stroke" pull completely out and have a friend (or if your from the south, a relative) fill in for you. Hopefully she will never realize the switch. At this point, run outside to the window, stand in front of it and wave at your girl while she is still getting nailed by who she thinks is you.

i david blained that chick and she never knew what happened

by crisp January 11, 2009

Braindead

A increadibly idiotic individual who hasn't a sustance for anything that is going on. He or she is stupid, retarded, mental, ignorant, annoying, funny to make fun of, or any combination of the previous terms.

"Look at that braindead fool!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006