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Birdshit

"Johnny is a Birdshit"
by Asriel October 22, 2006
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boo birds

The sound of disgust coming from a crowd at a sporting event after something they didn't like happens.
The sports announcers reported, "That questionable call by the officials brings out the 'Boo Birds'."
by ChrisDoc November 10, 2009
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pull birds

To pull birds does not mean 'to look at the ladies'. Obviously MoonKnight has never been with a girl if that is his definition. Pull birds means more than check them out it means cop off with them.
"I've not had a bit of action for a while."
"Don't worry, mate I'll wing man for you."
"Great, let's get out and pull some birds."
by The Strut October 13, 2004
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Birdseed

A lesbian who typically wears pastel-colored clothes made from organic cotton. Birdseed lesbians love granola bars, and spend a great deal of their time connecting with the earth.
I need to let my birdseed friend Carol know about the sale they're having at Whole Foods right now, their sunflower flax granola bars are 50% off!
by muonic March 29, 2010
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grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people

a famous line said by the legendary scout of tf2 in his own meet the video
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR June 5, 2022
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Kill two birds with one stone

To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.

The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.
I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going

We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.
by ddddunit December 28, 2005
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birds and the bees

girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004
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