Binghamton

A really really poor city where one in four people are drug addicts. Binghamton has to main ghettos, The west side by the high school and The outskirts of Downtown go in these two neighborhoods and you are likely to get robbed.

I went to a B mets game last night in downtown Binghamton and after I got through the group of hookers i got robbed at gunpoint.

by Bingo77777 August 24, 2010

Binghamton

Binghamton isn't a bad place like all the fucktards from Long Island think it is. I grew up there and think it is a wonderful city in a beautiful valley. It has many art galleries, parks, a museum, and the largest public observatory in the northeast US. The spoiled brats from long island don't like it because its not close enough to drive into Manhattan, and obviously NYC has much more to do than Binghamton, but Manhattan has more to do than pretty much anywhere. So don't bash Binghamton because it has cold winters and you actually have to find something to do instead of having fun force fed to you. If you look in the right place Binghamton can be a fun and enjoyable place to live. So stop complaining and make the most of our cold winters (ie. several ski resorts and a lot of hills for sledding) and keep in mind that it doesnt rain all summer long, and there is plenty of sun while not being too hot.
I hope you actually choose to listen to someone with a brain instead of listening to spoiled assholes and idiots from Long Island who's mommy and daddy are paying for everything and have no idea what the real world is like.

Binghamton is actually a nice place if you know how to make the most of it and dont just sit in your dorm room and smoke pot all day.

by dmin90 April 22, 2008

Binghamton

A place to get crunk and party, if you know the right place to go (99 Chestnut in its hey day). With no ID necessary and more booze than you could throw a fresher at, its a place to party. Especially Parade day/ St Paddys.

Did you see the Binghamton parade? Nah Bro I was far too wasted

by Shotland August 12, 2010

Binghamton

a place created up in the boonies where there is simply nothing to do but study....and of course freeze while walking to all classes wamest i've seen is right above subzero...horrible...

binghamton's the glacier of the states

by psychoblizzard68 February 15, 2005

Binghamton

Imagine Yonkers, NY with a quarter of its population, half its land area, all its blacks and Hispanics taken out, all the stores taken away, and moved away from New York City. That's the town I go to college in!

I go to SUNY Binghamton, but as it is not in Binghamton, it should be called SUNY Vestal

by Tom from Yonkers August 05, 2003

Binghamton

Possibly the most pathetic town I've ever been to. People often say upstate New York is more like the Midwest than New York City; that statement is downright insulting to the Midwest. Binghamton is an absolute shithole. It's not even nearly as nice and all-American as the Midwest, and no where near as cool and exciting as New York City. Locals are a bunch of fat Southern-wannabe Walmart-shopping rednecks with Confederate flags on their pickups. Binghamton Chamber of Commerce actually BRAGS that Binghamton was once the New York State Ku Klux Klan headquarters. My God. There's fucking one famous person to ever come out of Binghamton, Rod Serling, and they act like Serling is Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior. BIG FUCKING DEAL! You know how many famous people came from New York City area! Like 75% of all celebrities!!! Binghamton is extremely one-dimension geographically. The whole city is Main St, and little side streets off Main St. In neighboring Vestal, everything is on the Vestal Parkway. That's it. By the way the food in Binghamton sucks. Upstate people really have no clue when it comes to food (except for wings though, that is ONE contribution Upstate NY made to society). It's also colder than southern Alaska in the winter. Whoopey.

If Spiedies are so fucking great why has no one ever heard of them? If they were actually good, why no national recognition?

by YO Man July 01, 2004

Binghamton

a terrible place. 'nuff said. right between syracuse and NYC but doesn't make more then a gas station. Extreme changes in temp. (-12 one day and 50 the next). Home of the infamous 'kick a jew day'. more then half of the kids do some sort of drugs. The high school can somehow get enough money to but 30 brand new mac computers yet there's atleast 10 places throughout the school that have leaking roofs with garbage cans under it. cloudy all year round. one of the worst possible places to live. Nobody wants to come here. Don't even drive through it. it's like a frozen hell. all you can hope for here is that you might be one of the lucky one's that escape.

(somewhere in Pennsylvanis)
news reporter: yet another armed robbery happened in Binghamton this morning

guy 1: dude, didn't you grow up in Binghamton?

guy 2: don't remind me -.-

by stuck_in_a_hell February 10, 2011