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forging billet

Euphemism meaning to hold in one's turd until it forms a solid softball size chunk against your rectum. Popular with the redneck/metalworker crowd.
Man, I can't wait to release chocolate bunnies into the wild, I've been forging billet for the last half hour.
by privatejoker85 November 10, 2009
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billett

IT professional or enthusiast, characterised chiefly by obsessive personality and geeky habits, fastideous approach to work and lack of social life involving anything other than MMORG's or character-based board games
"Hey Chris, stop being such a billett and go home, we are supposed to finish at five o'clock"

"He just sits and plays World of Warcraft all day, we're worried he's turning into a bit of a billett"
by hahabonkbook August 14, 2012
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Sly Bigler

The art of having breakup-sex followed by laying down a turd upon the chest of your now-ex.
'The best part of breaking up is definitely the Sly Bigler.'

'Dude, what a bitch. You should Sly Bigler her ass!'

'He got the house, the dog, AND the Sly Bigler.'
by UnfoldMe January 31, 2006
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Bigley

A shitty "meme" that only Miiverse fags and Jordan Schuetz will find funny.
Rosaline: umg bigley is s0 big
FunnyJunk user: Get the fuck out before I rip your Bigley poster.
by ddmy December 21, 2014
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BibleThumper

sys0p is a BibleThumper.
by John Doe November 10, 2003
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Bigley

Bigley: The amount of winning that the Drumpf Campaign will do if elected. Also used in measuring The Donald's quality of the best words, the size of his good brain and measuring the amount of suffering that will be inflicted by Americans on themselves and the rest of the free world should Drumpf win the presidency.
"America will be hated bigley by the rest of the free world if they elect Donald Trump."

The Donald will win bigley against China in a trade agreement.

Mexico will be forced bigley to pay for a wall with a big, beautiful door in it.
by Common Sense Voter July 28, 2016
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Billeted

military order to provide accommodations: an official order to a householder to provide temporary accommodations for a member of the armed forces, or displaced people.
Three mothers with seven children, all from the Hackney area of London, had been billeted on the Tallis family.
by David CIP (nightprolwer) November 28, 2007
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