National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around

National big dick day is for all the big boys.

by OSC ThiccLaw April 20, 2019

National Big Dick Day

November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.

Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."

by Billiam27 June 4, 2021

don't get a big dick

Keep yourself under control. Chill the fuck out. Stop acting like a douche.

Kids...."can we have movie theater popcorn"
Dad...."how much is it"
kids....."two for five dollars"
dad..."ahh I guess"
kids..."yaaaayyyy yaaayy"
dad..."calm down, calm down!!....don't get a big dick!!!!"
Tourettes Guy

by mrwhitefolkspimpsnsuch December 8, 2013

Getting a Big Dick

To get overly excited or overly confident about something.

Kid: "Dad, can we get movie theater-butter popcorn? It's 2 for $5."

Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."

Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"

Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"

or:

"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."

by thegetawayplan9 January 7, 2010

big dick

hakuna matata; problem solved

I got into a car accident today...but who gives a fuck! I got a BIG DICK!

by Jsmith1225 April 18, 2006

Big Dick Kim Namjoon

Big Dick Kim Namjoon: can be used in any sentence, mostly by hard stans on twitter.

“Oh my god, did you hear? Big Dick Kim Namjoon was at the 2019 Grammy’s!”

“Big Dick Kim Namjoon visited me in my dreams last night. My back? Don’t know her. She’s blown out!”

by seokmytit February 12, 2019

Big dick bitch

A woman who has a large penis.

My brother tried to sleep with Gabby to later find out that she was a big dick bitch.

by Kikael Rikael November 6, 2018