Beefer

A fat blunt of marijuana

Hey, wanna go out back and smoke a beefer?

Man, you should have been there on Saturday, Mike rolled one hell of a Beefer.

by mister_tee January 25, 2021

schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010

beefer

to crack-ass with substance

After eating three plates of jalepeno nachos, Jack ripped a beefer.

by disco July 29, 2003

Beefer

Noun. Large hairy men who take off their shirts and "belly buck" each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men.

Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!

by El Duce November 6, 2004

giant beefeater

shockingly bad present. see series 2 of i'm alan partridge.

- so what did you get for christmas?
- shit all. load of giant beefeater. you?
- same.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

bell beefer

A noticeable mistake in a passage of music.

Johnny hit a real bell beefer on the second chorus of "Sweet Home Alabama."

by Rusty Chops May 21, 2015

beefer

adj.
1. A guy or girl who is WAY too muscular/large/tall for their own good.
2. A goodlooking guy (tall, muscular).

1. HOLY SHIT! That chick on the softball team is a frieken BEEFER! Watch out!
2. Daaaaamn dude he's a beefer...hook it up.

by Andrea August 7, 2004