Blastoising

When you are fucking someone and nut on their face, you pull out a 5 gallon bucket of water and dump it on them.

I was fucking this chick and right when I nutted on her face I Started Blastoising all over her.

by MajinMikey August 11, 2016

Blastoise

(Binomial nomenclature: Blastiosus-poopus)When a person has an urgent need to excrete fecies causing the anus to expand 10 folds in a force greater than the heat of the sun...(most cases its fatal--mad blood loss)

Mary took a blastoise last night at 10 and at 2 the coroner proclaimed her dead by largus-anustus.

Jimmy , running in great panic as he held his posterior screaming BLASTOISE!!!!

by Merch-the-miggity August 3, 2006

beastidge

its the newest way to call something cool instead of using old phrases like "thats ledgendary"

Amar: Yo chris i just ate a green crisp... i didnt even friggin puke!
chris: AMAR!! Thats beastidge!
Amar: beastidge (he doesnt know anyhting amar)
chris: yea beastidge i learnt it on urban dictionary its a rocking word, so start using it or i amy resort to peer pressure!

by christopher lynch September 21, 2005

Blastoise, it's party time

The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).

You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

Blastoising

When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.

We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.

by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018

Blastoise

To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.

To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.

by Dhakian April 8, 2016

beasties

Animal equivalent of best friends (a.k.a. - "Besties"), in common millennial parlance.

The two fur babies weren't exactly fast friends, but now their inseparable beasties.

by TheEnon October 6, 2016