beardophile

A person either Male or Female and whom has an unhealthy obsession with the facial hair worn by others. A Beardophile will often and sometimes without permission stroke or fondle the facial hair of others without asking for permission. Or the Beardophile may ask to fondle said beard and ignore the response by the bearded person and Fondle the beard anyway.

At the company pick-nick two co-workers are talking and the office Beardophile buts in.

Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?

by Drexx McCloud December 17, 2015

Beardo McGee

Term used to describe a random person whose chief distinguishing feature is his (her?) large, voluminous beard.

Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.

"Check out Beardo McGee over there's beard, he could double as Gandalf or Dumbledore with a beard like that"

"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"

by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2016

beardo

a weirdo with a beard

look at that homeless beardo rummaging the bins looking for a quick delicious snack if hes lucky.

by siko diko October 15, 2006

Beardo

Bearded weirdo

Omg, that Paresh, he's such a beardo. He could be Rafa's twin!

by Sonzy December 15, 2008

Beandog

When somebody bare-ass farts in anothers face after consuming a hotdog with beans on it.

Hey how did that beandog taste in your mouth?

by beandogger6969 June 4, 2009

beardo

gay men who grow long, unruly beards in order to express their rustic male "realness" as well as their alterna-queer credibility. They crave only the companionship of other beardos.

That beardo in overalls, dancing alone to Souixie and the Banshees, smells positively Victorian.

by Joe February 6, 2005

Beardo

A man or woman with a weird beard.

Phil: Hey you saw Harry? He thinks he's some sorta hipster or something.

Tim: What do you mean Phil.
Phil: He grew out his facial hair and looks like a total beardo

by Juan DeDepot August 8, 2016