Blargasm

(n.) A male masturbatory orgasm with bad timing as the wanker is accidentally met with an unpleasant sight or sound.

A: Yeah, I shouldn't have turned my head to that grindcore band poster...it was a horrible blargasm.
B: Oh right, then try living next door to someone who watches Oprah and Richard Simmons everyday.

by Blargspeed April 19, 2009

Barfgasm

The art of Barfing at the very moment an orgasm occurs.

I don't let chicks ride me anymore ever since that one girl Barfgasmed on my chest.

Baby, I'm gonna hit it until you Barfgasm!

Girl, Antonio hitt it so hard from the back I Barfgasmed all over his bed.

by TheDragonBastard May 30, 2011

Boardgasm

You see someone do a skateboarding trick so good you have an orgasm.

That 360 hardflip down the stairset was so good I just had a boardgasm.

by zack mcadoo May 7, 2008

Beergasm

The climax a warm or agitated bottle of beer has shortly after the first sip. See Brewkakke

Whoa, It looks like Sam Adams just had a beergasm. Keep your Patriot/Brewers jizz off my mom's sofa.

by luvchowda April 1, 2009

Beergasm

That feeling of pure satisfaction from the long awaited first drink of delicious ice cold beer after a long days work.

Man I just popped a top on that Hurricane, turned it up and Aaaah! Beergasm!

by bush68 August 12, 2018

Beardism

An academic cult for those who love Mary Beard

John Smith loves reading up on the Classics and is a frequent reader of Mary Beard. He hopes one day to see Beardism introduced in the national curriculum.

by Beardist October 4, 2014

boargasm

When a man/woman is sexually attracted to a pig or boar. Originates from San Francisco. Generally used as an insult.

That guy checking out those pigs over there is definitely having a boargasm.

by ging2 February 18, 2011