Bear Claw

When you run out of lube and have to use feces for masturbation .The look of the fecal matter in your hand and genitalia reminds you of the pastry ..

I was camping for 2 weeks no water no nothing but I needed to cum so I had a bear claw . Im so fascinated with shit that I do bear claws all the time..

by Unkel Kennie May 13, 2014

Bear Claw

The remnants of what is left in the toilet bowl after flushing a large semi solid dump. the streaking pattern is said to resemble the slash of a bear claw.

yo dude..make sure you double flush after eating nachos as you left a mean bear claw in there.

by Bobbie Dooley June 23, 2008

bear claw

when people who think that they are "thugz" throw up there "signs" they are called bear claws.

throw up your bear claws NI**A!

by Tyler April 4, 2005

Bear Claw

A set of pussy lips that are so rank they have nails.

Look at that dumpy house frump. That bear claw of hers is wearing right through the front of her jeans.

by El Chodo Con Queso September 24, 2003

Bear Claw

lare pussy lips that can be seen when a chick is wearing extremly tight pair of pants.

Check out the bear claw on that fine ass hoe!

by daniel federle May 6, 2003

bear claw

n. The shocker as performed by a stinky man wearing a skully cap and having dong chops.

Man, that was rough - right after he blew Guinness farts on that chick, causing her to grow dizzy, he gave her a handful of a bearclaw.

by Justice April 22, 2005

Bear Claw

Magnificent bangs created by using hairspray and a curling iron at the same time; hence generating enough heat to give crusted arching spikes that resemble claws.
The bearer of the bangs has NO clue how weird they look and believe that it is beautiful. Style sighted only in the southern states. Called "The" bear claw also referred to as "Mall Hair".

Did you notice how all the waitresses in this Waffle House have a Bear Claw?

Yeah, even the waiter.

by Goldgoatturd February 21, 2009