Shag Battle

The fight for "Sexual Dominance" between two dominant personalities, decided by a bout of animalistic fucking.

Expansions of the phraze can include addages to the coital warcraft such as

"Black Metal Shag Battle" The act of fighting for sexual supremacy via primal lovemaking while violently screaming "Dissection" lyrics at each other.

"The sexual tension between Morgan and Kate resulted in a brutal Shag Battle destroying the company hotel suite."

by amadeusparasyte July 9, 2016

Battlefield 1

A WW1 themed FPS game developed by DICE and published by EA. This game is the reason why everyone is saying "RIP COD"

"Wow! Battlefield 1 just destroyed CoD infinite warfare!"
"RIP COD"

by CWProkiller May 22, 2016

Battlefronted

To get completely intoxicated to the point where you believe you are a real life character from Star Wars. The name coming from the awesome game Star Wars Battlefront and its sequel.

Lad #1:"Josh sure is drinking a lot tonight"
Lad #2:"I know I think he's totally battlefronted"
Josh:"Wahoo! I'm Jedi Master Pooperscooper and I'll smite you down Darth Lampost"

by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

Batty Milk

Milk that comes out of persons anus.

John went to the the toilet to do a poo but out came batty milk.

by green923jade September 16, 2016

Wagwan for battyman

When officer looks at your balls, batty and dick.

"Wagwan for battyman..

Come on officer, you've seen my balls batty and dick this month..
more than my BM, more than my links, more than my chick."

by PoliceBattyman June 1, 2021

Dick Battling Space Unicorn

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.

A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010

Phantom Batter

To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.

By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.

Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"

by Narll1 November 1, 2010