Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."

I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."

by C55 May 01, 2018

Batshit crazy

A way to describe someone of any gender who is crazy enough for observers to equate their speech or behavior to guano and its properties. (Runny, stinky, absolutely chaotically displayed, ect.)

That one is batshit crazy.

It's enough to drive me batshit crazy.

by Rain Kate August 10, 2021

Straight up batshit crazy

The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!

The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

batshit normal

BATSHIT CRAZY. Applies to the behavior of someone whose normal is batshit crazy.

Oh, well---you know how she is---ut today it's batshit normal.

by Lord Fairfax February 03, 2025

Crackey Von Batshit

A universal name for crazed person whos views, attitudes or beliefs are outlandish, bizarre and not based in reality.

This book is full of nonsensical conpiracy theories. Who wrote it, Crackey Von Batshit?

by Emogenome February 16, 2019

Batshit

someone who acts irate like the have rabies

shes batshit bro you don't want to go there

by Azupazdwn October 13, 2020

Batshit

Something that's wrong or crazy.

Yesterday Robert won a million dollars. Oh batshit.

by Secreteme May 07, 2021