Batwings

When one's scrotum sticks to the inner thighs due to sweating in the groin area. This situation can be nicknamed 'Batwings' because the image created by this scenario can resemble a bat and its wings. The shaft of the penis can be see as the body and the stretched scrotum to either side can be seen as the wings. Many males (and hermaphrodites) find this common occasion displeasing.

Batman: It sure is hot in this cave.
Robin: Yeah I know, I'm beginning to have batwings.
Batman: That was very unnecessary.

by How are you today? October 6, 2009

batin'

a short term for masturbating; beating off; pronunced like the "bating" in "masturbating"

Be right back. I feel like batin' for a little while.

by HomelessEd November 13, 2004

Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

by MG Lambo June 12, 2014

bachini

A word to describe a person if they are being worse than a cunt. derived from the latin bachinios maximos

Dan: "HAHAHA I am the monopoly master!!!"
Zach: "no you're a tit!"
Morgan: "no hes a twat!"
Michael: "no hes a cunt"
Craig: "no hes a BACHINI!!!"

by ZiggyP March 23, 2010

Bathroom Bashing

Causing intense damage to a public bathroom while under the influence of alcohol.

Peter and I did some crazy bathroom bashing at the bar last night.

by Cino XL FL April 23, 2009

Baguette Bashing

A slang term for french male masturbation.

Pierre was in his room all night, baguette bashing.

by PezPot September 28, 2018

burka bathing

bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.

jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

by will6691 December 11, 2013