bar tarded

the act in which a human takes xanax and gets bar tarded

bert:speaking an alien language dave:hahaha your bar tarded "that guys talking to himself,he must be bar tarded"

by mary janes husband May 20, 2010

betarded

(noun) A person exhibiting the qualities that constitute being call retarded even though they are not physically or mentally retarded or handicap. The act of "Being Retarding".

My (son, daughter, wife husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss ect;) is acting betarded again.

Are you betarded?!?!

Quit acting betarded, your giving retarded people a bad name.

Can be used in the verb form as: betard

You are such a betard.

Yeah, he's a betard...god love him.

by Fuzzy Winkerbean September 7, 2010

betarded

The act of being both bizarre and retarded. A strange and unusual yet stupid individual.

"You lost the car?" You asked the drunk guy for directions to it?" That is both retarded and bizarre! You, my friend, are, betarded!

by Freakmeon April 13, 2008

bastardette

bastardette is a female bastard, a girl born without a father figure.

Shirley is a bastardette.

by Jessica March 10, 2005

Boytarded

Adjective: a description of melodramatic, exaggerated, adrenaline fueled acts of idiocy that are glorified by the male gender. These acts, such as "Death Races in super armored battle cars", "Pimping with 20 women, all double Ds!", "Riding a flaming motorcycle to hell that runs on heroine!" as you will often seen depicted in movies, comic books and video games are aimed at young males to make them feel better about leading their otherwise dull lives, are referred to by this description. Mild negative connotation.

Brian: "Dude! That armor-piercing missile launcher attached to the giant mecha is awesome! Almost as awesome as the blue haired pilot, I want to get on that bubble booty and those gigantic tits!"

Sheila: *rolls eyes* Brian, that is so boytarded!

Example in media: Death Race (the movie) and Warhammer 40K

by D_is_for_daring! February 4, 2010

bernarded

to be pummeled to a bloody pulp, to awake in a dumpster by the hands of a tiny girl

Dude, I got beat up and woke up in a dumpster." "Dude, you just got bernarded.

by hey9999 July 27, 2011

Brutarded

If something is so retarded it's brutal or so brutal it's retarded. In reference to the Metal band "Devils Club". who's first album entitled "Brutarded".

Holy crap that band was brutarded!

by mayas flip flop September 27, 2009