Burqueños

People that are from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Their diet consists of Blake's breakfast burrito, a sub or slice from Dion's, a snack from all sups, and a beer to wash it down. Common phrases they say are "all sick", "I know huu", "eer what", "all mad", and "Besos on your pillow". Words these people can not say are draw, pillow, crayon, and milk.

Burqueño (masculine singuar)
Burqueña (feminine singular)

I went to the state fair, full of Burqueños with their locs sunglasses, dickie shorts, and head tats. It is good to be home.

by Jedi Scoot Dog 505 October 11, 2022

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banquet meal

Wingsofredemption's favorite food besides Wendy's chili

"Did you see the Wing's stream last night?"
"Yeah, he spent over half an hour consuming a banquet meal!"

by TonightImAwake March 26, 2023

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fantasy banquet

An elaborate and formal evening of food and drinks for the members of your fantasy league, often followed by speeches whereby teams trash talk each other for their lack of fantasy prowess. All league members must participate. Often a trophy is presented to the league champion.

Artie forgot to invite me to the fantasy banquet this year and I'm super pissed about it.

by arel666 August 10, 2017

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Brandon Basque

A Brandon Basque is someone that is beyond "greek god status"; someone that makes other men look like women. In addition, a Brandon Basque's biceps commonly have they're own gravitational pole; one that only seems to affect women.

Girl 1: "Why is my heart beating so fast all of a sudden?"
Girl 2 "Oh look it's Brandon Basque, he's driving past us"

by Like eh deh somebody January 27, 2021

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Karen Sue Barue-Forester

Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester.

Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.

Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.

• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.

Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.

Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.

Annoyed Commuter approaching from the rear:

'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'

'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'

by Vesper47 January 8, 2021

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