Barkley

If male, a total faggot head who has no friends and is the biggest dick ever to walk the face of the earth. fucking idiot, likes to lick men's assholes.

That kid Justin is such a Barkley!

by flavola November 8, 2010

Barkley

Last name given to one of the most sweetest, most beautiful, and most awesome chicas alive. Always, very bubbly and hyper. She is an awesomely amazing friend who you can tell anything to. She's also not the typical whiny flute player. Her nickname is Barkie. she has a wonderful personality that can always brighten your day if you are feeling down in the dumps. Crazy nutterbutter who likes to ride quads. Her alter egos are Barkie the defensive doggie and Amana the Piranha. Loves the color orange. and to quote her, loved by all, especially the author of this definition.

"Why are you so happy?"
"Oh no reason, except for the fact that I just got done talking to that Barkley girl, the sweetest person on earth!" :D

by Spinnnnie July 26, 2010

Charles Barkley

Opening your mouth as wide as possible, sticking your tongue out and shaking your head furiously, ala Charles Barkley circa 1990. Good for cunnilingus.

"Damn that girl is hot, she needs to be Charles Barkley'd"

by Danny the kid July 20, 2008

charles barkley

1. A name used for cock blockers ( hence the CB)
2. Other dudes (and sometimes girls) who play good defensive on you while you try to spit game at someone.
3. The name of a legendary undersized power forward who was really good at defense.

Ay man, so i was just over at the bar tryna spit game at this girl and all of a sudden this charles barkley comes out of nowhere interruptin me askin her all these dumbass questions!

by EnglishtheRapper January 3, 2008

Gnarles Barkley

1. Used to describe something that is especially gnarly

Bob - "Dude, this spring break I cliff dived from 30 feet!"

Joe - "Dude, that's Gnarles Barkley!"

by FLAMEONJOHANSON May 26, 2009

charles barkley

Slag for a sexual rebound, as a ode to Charles Barkley aka The Round Mound of Rebound.

"Are you still seeing Samantha?"
"No way man, she was just a Charles Barkley."

by poham December 22, 2015

berklee

is a genetic distorter that turns people into a short scene kid who enjoys taking long hot steam showers with other females enjoys and anything that rhymes with penis typically a female and is attracted to hermaphrodites. had webbed feet and a large jewish nose, has saggy tits and is a hunched back . has blonde sideburns. has ass crack that goes all the way up her back. also has good child barring hips

"Ohmyyy lord, i think i have berklee"

by HoeyKloe March 16, 2009