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bakefest

A gathering in which two or more people get together to get baked, or stoned.
Yo Julia, you wanna come over to my place on Friday for a bakefest?
by nedthestoner420 October 30, 2007
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Bakke

This is an expression for the fattest, biggest, gamer in the whole world. The name comes from the german name Boden.

He is the closest thing to Godzilla. He eats everything that stands in his way. He does not share his cookies with anyone. McDonald's is his home. It's very common for an Bakke, that he put's the burger in his ass, before he eat's it.

He is a big fanboy, and then i mean physical BIG, of Brokeback Mountain, Hannah Montana and line dancing. He spends a alot of his freetime to watch my little pony.

His mother's creditcard number is saved on his computer, so he can buy all the mappacks for COD.

It is normal for an Bakke to hack on all games he plays, so it is not rare that he gets banned.

You dont wannabe a Bakke!
Damn, I don't want to be a faglord like, Bakke.

Damn, you eat as Bakke!

Please, dont use aimbot, or you'll get banned like Bakke.
by Anonymauss January 1, 2012
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Bakeress

(bey-ker-is) -noun
1)A medical person who bakes coconut laden brownies of the 'special' sort.
2)A shoe throwing maniac
3)A jewish woman
4)Someone who works with a poor quality LPN.

Origin: 2008 VA, before 1000 ME bekere
"Gosh, I wish that Bakeress would stop yelling at plants and do some work around here."
by Chief Red January 24, 2008
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Yid-bakke

the same thing as a bakke but orthadox jewish
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by Sam .f June 1, 2003
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bakewell tart

When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...
by sazzarawwr April 17, 2009
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Bakerers

An upcoming online game i am developing. It will be hip, hilarious and most of all, fun as hell. It spawned from my friends quote "Can I be Like, uhhhhh..... A Baker?" while he was querying about Runescape.
I am the makerer of Bakerers!
by freakmastercorndog March 7, 2005
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