bail extortion

That point toward the beginning of the criminal injustice loop when money is essentially extorted from folks who must pay the piper for a chance to go home.

Once again I’m going through the process of bail extortion so I’ll need you to mortgage your house again, Mama.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 26, 2019

Christian Bail

To skip church on Sunday

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Nail and Bail

When a guy has sex with a girl and leaves and/or dumps her afterwards.

also called a Hit and Run

Jessica: Are going out with Tyler again?
Lauren: No! I can't believe the jerk Nail and Bailed on me!

by yanxxx May 25, 2009

Bailable

An event that can be cancelled last minute and deemed socially or professionally acceptable.

e.g. Dinner plans with a good friend

“Hey can you please write in my calendar that event I'm going to is bailable”

“Ugh I had such a crappy day at the office. Thank god Patrick and I have bailable plans."

"My Saturday plans with Chris are bailable, so keep me posted about your party ."

by Mel L May 5, 2017

backliking

a controlled technique of liking, used in social media, in which you like past photos or status updates of a person to produce such effects as embarrassment or shame by drawing attention to separation of past reality and current persona when their friend list is flagged to see what you're backliking.

After Geoffrey realized he'd been placed on a restricted list meant to keep him from seeing he'd been stood up he saw only her older photos and they were much less appealing so he sought revenge by backliking her older less attractive photos sending a flurry of notifications to all her current friends reminding them and any new beaus of the extra weight she'd been carrying years prior.

by Dew(ed) December 19, 2017

Samdog Bagillionaire

A boss. That destroys everything in his path and leaves no survivors. He lives his life by FBGM.

If you have to ask what a Samdog bagillionaire is then you're already dead.

by Redunderoath June 10, 2011

Trail Bail

When a girl leads on a guy and then bails on any of the plans the guy has made would result in the term trail bail. Can happen to both sexes but mostly happens to men

Guy: Hey wanna hangout at the beach
Girl: No Im busy
<Guy phone calls to friend right after conversation with girl>
Guy: Hey this girl keeps leading me on but never wants to be together alone.
Guy Friend: It's because she is a trail bail and doesn't want you.
Guy: What a bitch

by theunhappyguy July 10, 2011