baboon suck 

The sound a whore makes when she is sucking her ugly fat ass boyfriends dick, which sounds a whole lot like a baboon(hence baboon suck)

Did you hear heather last night? She was totally baboon sucking steven.

baboon suck by charles norris June 20, 2008

baboon ass 

When you (a male) grab the top of your scrotum near the didick, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scrotum flesh. Best when displayed through the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a baboon's ass.

Have you ever seen a baboon's ass?

baboon ass by Joe January 10, 2004

Baboon Tits 

A girl whose breasts look like they belong to a baboon, or other very hairy primate. These breasts are usually very thin and floppy; with nipples that face the floor. They often have sporadic hairs sprouting but with more concentrated hair towards the rim of the nipple.

Kenny: I took her bra off, and she had baboon tits. They were fucking disgusting. I told her to grab her shit and get out of my bedroom.

Josh: Wow... I always thought her tits looked ok... while she had clothes on; obviously.

Kenny: Yea, she fooled me too. She took her bra off and her tits literally unfolded like scrolls with nipples on the end.

Josh: My god.

Baboon Tits by Mackster86 February 1, 2009

baboon ass 

When a balding male gets sunburn on the top of his head. The red bald spot on the top of his head, partly covered with hair, will show an uncanny resemblance with a baboons backside.

He should have covered his head, not he's got a headache and a baboon ass...

baboon ass by Demarates May 14, 2006

Baboon Butt 

A baboon butt is a ghetto booty that is nice and tight, but it's red from getting spanked.

I had enough lip out of her so I gave her a baboon butt.

Baboon Butt by Burrito Dan April 29, 2014

Baboon Muscle 

The real name of a popular YouTube bodybuilder who calls himself Kali Muscle.

"Hey, did you see Kali Muscle's new video?"
- "Who?"
"Kali Muscle."
- "Oh, you mean Baboon Muscle. No, I don't watch that baboon prick."

Baboon Muscle by Janoy Cresva April 21, 2018

Baboon Meat 

Term coined by comedian Shamari Wilkins refering to slinging penis to various women.

I hit shawty up the other night to give her some baboon meat but she didn't reply.

Baboon Meat by Shamgodd91 August 15, 2019