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singles awareness day

Alternate name for Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th), usually used in a negative sense by those who have no valentine.
by dbs_chicago February 14, 2006
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award winning turd

A turd so incredible that it merits formal recognition.
There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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Stove Award

The Stove Award is an award given out to the absolute, most worthless person of the day/night. Often times awarded to the person who passes out first, acts like the biggest full blown mong, or to the one who contributes absolutely nothing to anyone all night. Named after Stove, the all time leader in most worthless behavior.
Jimmer, a perennial bottom feeder, drank two beers, complained about the taste, and then proceeded to act blackout drunk while puking throughout the entire night, making himself the most worthless person and the runaway favorite to take home the Stove Award for the night.
by Top Feeder July 19, 2011
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conscious awaring

When a person notices something in its utter fullness and reality, often in a meditative state.
We stepped out into the bright moonlight at Asilomar and it seemed like as we walked there was a continuous state of complete conscious awaring taking place, all the way to the brightly illuminated tide pools.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020
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honorary pseudo-award

An award that is begrudgingly bestowed on someone, often a narcissistic celebrity, who does not necessarily deserve recognition but who feels entitled to it and oftentimes has even requested it.
Let’s just give that sadly insecure and hyperlexical Dr Bunnygirl her honorary pseudo-award now that she’s hit 600 UD entries; she’s been bugging us to give her this fucking thing ever since she hit 500 and thought some magic white rabbit was going to jump out of a hat on her smartphone and acknowledge her prodigious “genius.”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
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Ayari

An ayari is the sweetest girl you will know. She can be really shy at first but when you get to know her ... your in for a ride haha!! Ayari’s are emotional and they are extremely gorgeous. They also might have a smile on her face but deep down you don’t even know the real story behind it :( . Ayari’s are amazing kissers, you kiss one and you fall in love, you know what I’m talking about B..Don’t lose an Ayari she will bring joy to your life!
I met an Ayari today! She is so nice !!
by og🤪🖤 September 25, 2018
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Golden Puck Award

Widely recognized by most in any ice hockey playing New England boarding school, the recipient of the Golden Puck Award is given to the girl who was officially the biggest puck slut named by those on the boys hockey team at the end of the year.
"Haha look at that new girl all over the hockey players, she looks like such a slut, i'll put ten bucks down on her winning the Golden Puck Award this year."
by Nocciola July 19, 2009
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