Assertive

A trait that people have when they can stand up for themselves without being rude.

"I think he is rude."

"No, he is assertive."

by Summerselection July 29, 2015

Assperger

(noun) A person who behaves selfishly, insists on their own agenda, and does not harmonize with their surroundings or social environment.

A person who behaves like an asshole with little to no social consequences to them by claiming Asperger's syndrome.

An amalgamation of "ass" and "asperger"

Adam was a classic Assperger - inconsiderate, awkward and foul smelling.

Next time, we won't tolerate an Assperger for a roommate.

by zhivago16 March 3, 2017

Smart Assery

The vocabulary used to speak with consistent witicisms in a pretentious manner with intent of creating humor at the expense of the blissfully unaware.

Meg and I argued with fervent smart assery when Jacob contested the theory of evolution.

by Virginia Plath March 8, 2009

assterpiece

The amalgamation of "masterpiece" and "ass" - essentially a masterful ass. This is applicable to any female that has a lot to bare with her derrière.

Jessica Biel has an ass that won't stop! What an assterpiece!

Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.

by JDMGio February 18, 2011

Assterbator

Someone who frequently massages, plays with, grabs, pinches any part of their behind for self-pleasure

butt holer massager, Assterbator

by Sasster2003 October 22, 2009

assnesia

Temporary memory loss that occurs with women after engaging in good anal sex.

I worked my girl's ass good last night. She got assnesia and forgot how much she liked it.

by The Ass Doctor February 16, 2013

Assertained

Someone who was delayed because they were busy sitting on the toilet.

He could not answer the phone because he was temporarily assertained.

by Tranquillity Base February 8, 2022