I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.

Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.

by Yopmail User November 6, 2022

asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

asscapade

An escapade but involving people who are general asses. Escapades are cool, but the presence of asses turns it into an asscapade, which is decidedly not cool. Note that normally cool people can turn into asses when drinking, thus making any outing an asscapade.

Sharon:I was going to go to movies, but with Bob and Dylan there its going to be a total asscapade

by Caitie D March 19, 2008

Arizona AssCrack

Dry leftovers after a bad wipe, leading to one itchy ass.

-"My ass feels like a desert bro. its dry and itchy."
- "Did you wipe thoroughly? because i think you have an Arizona AssCrack right now"

by KingRaymondStankos October 2, 2011

Asscrater

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.

We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.

by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

assrape

What happens to a man when he is subjected to no-fault divorce in the court system. It typically includes the loss of his children, the taking of his money, and the knowledge that the supposed "perfect" justice system is completely biased towards the woman

Poor Joe, he came home one day to find the house empty and his son gone, along with a summons to family court. He was able to fight to see his child twice a year and pays his ex-wife 13,000/year in child support. He is the victim of assrape

If you are a man, the only verb that applies to you in a U.S. family court system. Equality means the woman gets everything and the man receives assrape

Go Justice! Go Assrape!

by Will_I_Aren't December 2, 2010