asikkala

This is what people call the lunatics surfing in the internet, the is referring to the original weirdo Asikkala, who was making poor attempts to get attention.

The word comes from an old mythic location in Finland, the town of Asikkala. Often related to as a peaceful place this unholy area in the middle of nowhere has many secrets yet to be discovered. The word actually means "to give the bear an enema", but nobody ever remembers this.

"That guy is one hell of an asikkala!"

by M. Bernitz November 16, 2004

Aspirialism

The act of aspiring to great things.

To maintain this level of materialism, I keep up my aspirialism.

Aspire Greatness

by C17H21NO4 June 19, 2015

Asik

Asik means sharp, dagger.

Hey Tom, that is one asik knife! Or

That picture is asik!

by MissUrbanXplorer May 8, 2018

Aspie

A superior being, while deficient in chaotic morasses such as small-talk, inferior double-standard-laden customs and values trumpeted by Neurotypicals, and deciphering Neurotypical body-language, more than makes up for it with a sharp, penetrating mind that is highly adept at developing an intense focus on a subject giving them a near-savant level of proficiency, an inborn sense of principles that allows them to develop practically consistent characteristics and values, and an ability to reason independently, reducing their susceptibility to dogma, acceptance of groundless assertions, and the hazards of groupthink.

The eccentric man with the encyclopaedic knowledge, monotone voice, and static facial expression must be an Aspie.

by Magnus Odious November 6, 2008

Aspisstuation Station

A urinal, a restroom, an aspisstuary

"I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go the aspisstuation station."

by ArKiver January 12, 2008

aspinating

Something that is fascinating from the perspective that it is incredibly aspie

"According to wikipedia conversations and such from No One Lives Forever place the game's chronology to be around the last week of September, 1967. That is aspinating."

by Tiiim June 25, 2008

Black Aspirin

A pseudonym given to a certain dark, sugary soft drink that shall remain nameless. Believed to have an re-energising effect on those suffering symptoms of the night before.

Whoa man, i had a bender last night. My head is throbbing, can you duck down to the shops and fetch me a bottle of Black Aspirin? I'll pay you back - i swear!

by Benebrius April 10, 2010