appointerview

When someone schedules time off at work for a Dr’s appointment, but it’s really an interview.

“Where’s Missy today?” “Oh, she’s out at her Dr’s Appointerview. Wink, wink”.

by KMH808 February 24, 2018

The Appomattox Courthouse

When you are banging around a very solemn and tearful crowd of people. Such as, at a funeral.

Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.

Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

i've got an appointment

A term said (mostly by females) that means they're going to get some dick.

Kayla: what you doing today?
Nancy: girl, i've got an appointment at 3pm.

Kayla: Go get you some ;)

by macaroniluv December 3, 2016

Appdate

The process of updating all your apps on your I-phone or I-pad. It can take a while especially if you have procrastinated your updates.

Dude, what are you doing you have been staring at your phone for like 20 minutes!

Sorry man I just have a lot of appdates to complete.

by Jewelry gal August 14, 2010

%appdata5

When you are trying to access %appdata% on your computer but you don't hold the shift key down when you hit 5.

Guy 1: "Yeah I was trying to install some Minecraft mods but I accidentally looked up %appdata5"

by RorySmith513 March 23, 2020

appointment television

the decision of tv viewers to schedule their time so that they watch a specific program at a specific time

opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on

People who schedule their lives around tv practice appointment television.

by dp916 May 9, 2004

appologise

To say that you are sorry for a fault, insult, or injury.

Same as apologise (UK) or apologize, not really slang, just a common misspelling.

Mike "appologised" to his teacher for his noisy outburst during math class.

by V. Gracie November 8, 2007