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Apolojizz

To apologize with the intention of getting some; To apologize profusely in hopes of receiving sexual favors in return
After cheating on her with Erica, Sean was apolojizzing all over the place to Amanda
by sexii_mamii March 4, 2011
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Apolojizz

An orgasm after make-up sex.
Your apolojizz is excepted.
by Thug Life 69 May 19, 2009
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apologizz

when you apologize to a girl for being a dick and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her you sick bastard
man i saw this hot girl that i pissed off yesterday, and i went up to her and accidentally apologizzed in her face
by C Sizzle March 11, 2004
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criminal apologiser

Almost exclusively uber-liberal, uber wet arse, sociology lecturing, smelly cardigan wearing lefty tree huggers who makes excuses for the worst serial offending scum and terrorists in society. Most notably a trait of Labour governments, Liberal politicians and filthy rich pop stars in the UK, and the trotskyists who have introduced legislation (Human Rights Act) to protect this vermin. Notably highly paid beauracrats in organisations like the 'Prison Reform Trust'.
Professional criminal apologiser Tarquin said "The poor lad didn't have a games console when he was but a little boy, that's what made him slaughter & disembowel 20 prostitutes".
by Morlok January 17, 2008
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apolovize

The act of giving advice that follows an apology due to being given bad news or the advisor acknowledging it is not their place to offer said advice. (See apolovice).
I found out about my girlfriend was cheating on me when my co-worker apolovized with the news.
by Warthog13 April 7, 2013
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Apololies

To lie, while apologizing.
Donald Oh, he's not in? I apololies.
by KaliaKatastrophe April 19, 2017
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Ok I apologize

I was just in a bad mood. My feelings got hurt because I gained lots of weight and the jail time might have been a little dramatic.

I’m trying to make a comeback..
Ok I apologize. I really need some friends to help get me out of this situation
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020
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