Android Brotherhood

rule 1: never talk or tell anyone about it
rule 2: the real abh warriors are those who found the app on thier own rule 3: THE IPHONE SUCKS AND YOU ARE A USELESS PIECE OF CRAP AND ARENT WORTHY OF ANYTHING IF YOU OWN ONE OR DEFEND ITS HONOR
rule 4:i am sparta or i am patrick.....pick only one and stick to it

this is an exclusive group only for people with an android and a certain android app (refer to rule 1)
you know you are worthy to be an abh member when you love breadsticks, know what "rubs forehead twice" and "purple, because aliens dont wear hats" mean

guy:*rubs forehead twice* abh member: purple...... guy: because aliens dont wear hats abh member: so you are also part of the android brotherhood.......

by abh2134 August 12, 2012

android

1. An automaton in the form of a human being.
2. Google's new open source operating system (OS) for smart phones. Currently the only phone with this OS is the HTC G1 provided by T-Mobile.

1. That guy must be an android to do math like that!
2. I hear the G1's android OS is what's going to make the G1 the iPhone killer!

by SacTu December 16, 2008

android peasant

Somebody who is too poor to buy apple products and has to use android instead.

Often they get mad when people compliment apple products

1: What phone do you have?
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant!

by Niikurasu May 21, 2020

raggedy android

An unsuccessful and impoverished male prostitute.

I wouldn't give that raggedy android a quarter to suck my dick.

by ScrapIronJaw November 8, 2010

Android 8

A peaceful (but strong) artificial human from the dragonball universe. He hates violence despite being strong. He was created by Dr. Flappe, a former Red Ribbon Army Scientist. He, like all the androids from dragonball has an explosive implanted in himself for emergencies, and to encourage obedience.

Android 8 is the first android to appear in the dragonball series.

by kyle.biddle January 13, 2011

Androidsexual

1. (v) a conjunction of the word android and the suffix -sexual that denotes an individual's attraction to artificial beings or androids. Due to the uncanny valley, the level of sexual desire for human-like beings varies from extreme lust to utter revulsion.

2. Someone who prefers sexual encounters with machines or human-like inanimate objects instead of humans or other organisms. Such as: sex-machines, vibrators, blow-up dolls, mannequins, hanson robotics, etc.

Syn. Robosexual, Dollers, Android-Fuckers
Ant. Organasmic, Breeders, Squishers

In the film Blade Runner, Dekker was an androidsexual, he had sex with an android or replicant.

I could swear Martha is an androidsexual, she spent most of last night and the early morning getting pounded by John, her love doll.

by Ramzizzle July 23, 2010

android 21

that one android from DB FighterZ that has big mommy milkers

Android 21 is top tier waifu, just look at those mommy milkers

by ave999 January 20, 2021